Friday, July 6, 2007

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Stop with the speculation! You're killing our chances, Don! But because this is a column from msnbc and not from, say, ESPN, this shaves only one game off our win/loss record.

Using a crazy sabermetric formula (see below) that I developed in my basement, we are currently -4 in wins for year. One more "The Dolphins Will Impress in '07" will put us out of the playoff hunt. Now knock it off.


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