That's it. I'm starting something new. As each week catapults the Dolphins into first place of Suck, more and more mindless fans hit up the "Comments" sections of the various Miami papers to voice their displeasure, oftentimes in terribly unedited and punctuated ALL-CAPS!!! rants. Within these posts written in second-grade prose, the irate poster usually stopes to frivolous name-calling and/or unintentionally comedic attempts at a cyber insult.
With that said, I'll dedicate a post or two or three or however-many to the dumbest comments of the week from our fan base. Why, you ask? Because people are idiots, and they need to be called out for their stupidity. It's about time someone took initiative and launched an assault on said idiots because with each "I'VE BEN A FAN FOR 20+ YEARS AND WAYNE SHOUD SEEL THE TEAM!!! I'M GIVIN BAK MY SEASON TICKKETS!!! FIRE CAMMERON AND HIRE COWHLHWHER!!!", you, the educated fan, are being poorly represented. With each highly clever, well-thought-out altering of a player or coach's name to include a knock on his masculinity or football sense ("Cleo-patra Lemon", "Shitzenga", "Cam CaMORON" etc. etc.), you, the level-headed, well-read Dolphin fan, are being grouped in with these clowns.
Fire away.
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