Saturday, September 8, 2007

Game 1 @ WSH

I can't believe it. Week one is here. The Cam Cameron era begins, blah blah blah...An unlikely candidate for the playoffs, yadda yadda yadda. Can Trent Green play anymore, yackidy yack.

It's Saturday night. It's late, but what kind of Dolphin blog would this be if I didn't get a preview up before the first game of the year? Don't answer that.

OK, let's see. Washington. The Redskins. Mark Rypien and Earnest Byner murdered Buffalo in...what was it?...Super Bowl 26...Art Monk...That's the last I heard from the Redskins, somewhere back in 1992.

Miami clearly holds the advantage. Jason Campbell, an injured Clinton Portis...Joe Gibbs... Daniel Synder...a derogatory team name...the Redskins are in a slide coming around turn one. Chances are, the Skins will run Ladell Betts a lot and Campbell will throw the ball about 20 times and try desperately not to lose the game.

Prediction: Ginn returns the opening kickoff for the Phins' only score. In celebration, Ginn does the Gator Chomp in the endzone just to be ironic. Miami: 11 Redskins: 6, in the most boring season opener in Dolphin history.

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