Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Brady Quinn Q&A

If you're into self torture and/or kicking yourself in the balls, read Ethan Skolnick's latest Q&A with Brady Quinn.

After the surprise and supreme disappointment wore off, I'm now content with Ginn and John Boy and have been sober for 18 days. (applause)

I would have personally subbed out the magazine cover questions with some prodding:

Brady, on a "Surprise" scale from 1 to 10 -- 1 being the equivalent of finding a parking space in close proximity to the front doors of Target; Ten being equal to walking in on your girlfriend having sex with a dog -- How surprised were you that Miami passed on your good looks and questionable arm for a punt returner with a bum ankle?

If you were to murder Terry Shea, which weapon would you use: a knife, chainsaw, ratchet or your bare hands?

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